She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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