somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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