4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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