cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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