i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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