you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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