I cannot find my penis.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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