; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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