At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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