I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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