were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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