so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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