that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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