spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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