dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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