She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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