I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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