You just made me feel so damn special
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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