the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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