6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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