I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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