My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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