...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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