I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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