you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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