I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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