If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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