hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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