Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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