How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I FOUND THE LEGS
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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