ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Success! We fucked roommates!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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