Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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