my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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