I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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