Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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