nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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