with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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