I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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