i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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