White coat. Heels.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
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we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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