at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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