You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize