She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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