We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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