Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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