we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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