did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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