Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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