My friends, they love my intelligence
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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