Need sex. Gaining weight.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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